From: "Sandy" Parkent  

Subject: Fw: Dear Tide 

Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 00:23:58 -0400 

    

 
Dear Tide:
> 
> I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! 
I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me 
it was the best.
> 
> Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!  
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my 
new white blouse. 
> 
>     My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me 
>     about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain 
>     in the neck   One thing led to another and somehow I ended up 
>     with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.
> 
> I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
> wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased
a
> bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
> satisfaction, all of the stains came out! 
> 
> In fact, the stains came out so well the Detectives who came by
>     yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative 
>     and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be 
>     considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
> 
> What a relief! 
Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
 I thank you, once again, for having such a great
product. 
> 
>    Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.